Red Dead Redemption: 10 Hilarious John Marston Quotes

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If there's anything gamers love more than gaming, it's probably memes. Video games are the perfect source for memes because of their less-than-realistic graphics, funny AI, and what some like to call "game logic." Though most games tend to follow real-world rules, sometimes that can look a little ridiculous. Some games, like the two in the Red Dead Redemption series, have so many characters and such an involved storyline it's hard not to create memes out of them. If you follow the series at all or know anything about good ole John Marston, you're bound to laugh at these ten me

In context, this quote isn't necessarily as funny as some of the others, but it's certainly a good euphemism. In a moment John shares with his son, Jack, the two of them see an airplane (or "aeroplane," as it were) and while Jack stands in awe of the sight, John has a more pessimistic reception to it. He knows the reality behind air travel and makes such clear when he says the quote above. Out of context, though, the quote does sound pretty hilari


One of the most memorable moments of the original RDR is the side mission "I Know You" where Marston meets an NPC referred to only as the Strange Man. He seems to know more about John than he should reasonably be able to, and he can't be killed. Fans have speculated that he could be God, the Devil, or Death itself. In RDR2, Arthur doesn't ever come face to face with this individual, but can find a strange shack in Lemoyne that might belong to him. It's riddled with cryptic writing and contains paintings that change over the course of the game, one of them slowly forming a portrait of the Strange

If you investigate, he briefly comes out of his stupor, thrusts a letter into Arthur's hands, and collapses again to die. The letter is to Bonnie and the man was apparently her suitor. He has plans to go off and make his fortune in order to support her and raise a happy family, hoping to prove her disapproving father wrong. Unfortunately, he didn't get the cha

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In RDR2 , fans may have been excited to realize Dutch gives a very similar speech when he and Arthur are cornered by soldiers at a cliff overlooking a river. Dutch even starts his speech the same way, with "I have a plan. This is a good one." And he ends it the same way too, by throwing himself off the cl


Grand Theft Auto V and Red Dead Redemption 2 are both phenomenal games. In this scenario though, there can only be one winner. What Rockstar game has proven itself to be the better experience? What gives players more bang for their buck? All of these questions and more will weigh out the possibilities in a somewhat mathematical approach to evaluating the two games. At the end of the day, it comes down to preference and again, they are both fantastic games. This is just an interesting exercise so let’s have fun with


John doesn't just have good voice lines during the campaign; he has some good lines during combat as well. During a gunfight down in Mexico, John makes quite a few good jabs at the army he's fighting, but one of the best is this one. It's trash talk at its finest, and if John has done anything in the two games he's in, it's prove that he's one of the sassiest cowboys in the Red Dead Redemption series. He can dish out insults like nobody's business, and there's no better place to do so than during a gunfight against a foreign army hell-bent on taking him out inst


It's no mystery John Marston has problems with authority. He's rough all around the edges and has the scars and backstory to prove it. There are very few people he respects and they all seem to have the same gray morals John does. This can't be a coincidence, but at least John is aware of it. He also knows how to twist his backstory and character flaws into a quip that easily cuts the person he's talking to (someone he obviously doesn't respect) down to their kn


You can never be too wary of strangers in the wide-Open World Game Strategies|Https://Openworldpedia.Com/ world of Red Dead Redemption 2 , especially in the big city of Saint Denis. For the most part, strangers are friendly, especially if you're just passing them on the street. There are some that will take advantage of your kindness (or react to your hostility) so it's best to be ready to wield your closest firearm at all times. This goes for dealing with strangers and other players alike in the world of Red Dead Online as w